The Chronicles.

This is what happen when you can't sleep but you're forcing yourself to do so.

Once upon a time, in a thick jungle, the serene morning was being disturbed by a very soft whine. He was no ordinary baby. He's so extraordinary with the weight of 40kg when he was being born. His name is Mokster. Time passed by. Mokster live with a height of 1600cm and weigh up to 4000kg. His hobby is eating. His favourite foods are everything that can be eaten and his favourite drinks are anything that can be drink.

One day, while he's walking by a river bank, he met a very beautiful lady with a very goddess looking. She's got a body like Tyra Banks and voice of Christina Perri. Mokster fell in love with her abruptly. He started the conversation with a song from Panic At The Disco and end it up with a rock & roll song from Paramore. The lady fell in love with Mokster too.

Few months passed, Mokster decided to take the lady to a theme park. Unfortunately, he broke the roller coaster. As a result, he was being forced to get out from the theme park. Afraid that he might break another roller coasters, all Theme Park owners around the world blacklisted his name from entering any theme parks.

Mokster was so devastated. He can't play his favourite Bumper Car anymore. The lady sympathize him. So, she decided to build a special park for him. She build an extra gigantic theme park specially for him. When Mokster's birthday came, the lady brought him to the new theme park called MOKSTER'S PROPS. Mokster was so happy to imagine that he can score the highest mark in the Bumper Car challenge again. He was very thankful to the lady.

From that very moment, he never get out from the his theme park. The lady started making money by opening the theme park to other people. Her success had become newspapers headlights. When the reporters ask her about why a beautiful lady like her fell in love with a very gigantic man, she replied "I built this park because I love him, and no matter how huge he is, I'll always love him. It's because he taught me Muay Thai and how to eat Spicy Chicken McDeluxe with French fries".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok dah.

p/s : so please ignore my insanity because Trigonometric Functions really drive me crazy.