Hohohoho *sambil mengunyah biskut kacang tumbuk pehhh sedap bai*
Hari ni, saja2 je nak tulis2 fakta. Takdelah semuanya fakta scientifically proven tu tak tau ahh. So kalau rasa boring nak baca takpe2, aku baca sorang2 eh.
1. Women have better sense of smell than men. Ouh yeah haha.
2. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
3. None of The Beatles know how to read music sheet. Ouhh nevermind I still love you.
4. Caffeine can make you drunk. Try lah kalau rasa dah dewasa.
5. Bush was once a cheerleader. Go Bushhy Go Bushhy! Haha
6. In Chinese, the KFC's slogan "Finger Lickin' Good" comes out as "Eat your fingers off". Err?
7. 40% women have thrown shoes to men. Hahaha ok I'm gonna try this one day.
8. It's legal to marry a corpse in France. Legal!
9. New Jersey and Oregon are the only two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas.
10. More than 2 500 left-handed people a year are killed from using products made for right-handed people.
11. Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away. My suggestion, next time, use Bieber songs or.. err Rebecca Black?
12. Sociologists have found the worst the economy, the longer the women's skirts are and the better the economy, the shorter the women's skirts. Dude?!
13. The Japanese, on average, are the shortest people. If Japanese are the shortest, most probably, I'm a dwarf.
14. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. Duhhh don't tell me you're imagining school pupils. The pupils in your eyes dude! Tehhh.
15. When withdrawing money from an ATM, the 'whirring' sound before your money pops out is actually a recording. The actual mechanism is so far back that you can't hear it.
16. Most of the dust underneath your bed is actually your own dead skin.
17. Your brain is 80% consist of water. That's why kalau kau gila orang cakap 'masuk air'. Kehkeh
18. Only human shed emotional tears. Additional, only cook shed onion tears haha.
19. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Yuckk who did that research? Haha.
20. Ice isn't slippery. What makes people and things slip on ice is water. A thin layer of ice melts when pressure is applied to it and it is this wet layer on top of the ice that is slippery.
Day 9.
Hari ni, saja2 je nak tulis2 fakta. Takdelah semuanya fakta scientifically proven tu tak tau ahh. So kalau rasa boring nak baca takpe2, aku baca sorang2 eh.
1. Women have better sense of smell than men. Ouh yeah haha.
2. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
3. None of The Beatles know how to read music sheet. Ouhh nevermind I still love you.
4. Caffeine can make you drunk. Try lah kalau rasa dah dewasa.
5. Bush was once a cheerleader. Go Bushhy Go Bushhy! Haha
6. In Chinese, the KFC's slogan "Finger Lickin' Good" comes out as "Eat your fingers off". Err?
7. 40% women have thrown shoes to men. Hahaha ok I'm gonna try this one day.
8. It's legal to marry a corpse in France. Legal!
9. New Jersey and Oregon are the only two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas.
10. More than 2 500 left-handed people a year are killed from using products made for right-handed people.
11. Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away. My suggestion, next time, use Bieber songs or.. err Rebecca Black?
12. Sociologists have found the worst the economy, the longer the women's skirts are and the better the economy, the shorter the women's skirts. Dude?!
13. The Japanese, on average, are the shortest people. If Japanese are the shortest, most probably, I'm a dwarf.
14. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. Duhhh don't tell me you're imagining school pupils. The pupils in your eyes dude! Tehhh.
15. When withdrawing money from an ATM, the 'whirring' sound before your money pops out is actually a recording. The actual mechanism is so far back that you can't hear it.
16. Most of the dust underneath your bed is actually your own dead skin.
17. Your brain is 80% consist of water. That's why kalau kau gila orang cakap 'masuk air'. Kehkeh
18. Only human shed emotional tears. Additional, only cook shed onion tears haha.
19. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Yuckk who did that research? Haha.
20. Ice isn't slippery. What makes people and things slip on ice is water. A thin layer of ice melts when pressure is applied to it and it is this wet layer on top of the ice that is slippery.
p/s : Setiap kali kucing2 ni menggesel time aku solat, aku mesti terasa macam nak je aku ambikkan wudhu' dan pakaikan diorang telekung. Alolololo tomey2nyeww. Haha seriously aku tengah bayangkan kucing basah kuyup pakai telekung.
Day 9.
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