I'm 

rude, fussy, irritating, vicious, lame, insane, annoying, blabber, sick, wicked, evil, mischievous, spoiled, clamorous, rackety, aggravating, offensive, whiner, delicate, languishing, suave, flabby, tender, griever, cantankerous.

"They don't like my jeans. They don't get my hair"

Yes I know myself better than you.