Astalavista Baby!!!!
Adakah anda percaya bahawa 80% daripada calon SPM tidak menikmati musim percutian mereka dengan tenang? Tet tet. Jawapanya PERCAYALAH.
Dude, can you believe that I attend Chemistry class just now? On holiday?
Yuppy yup *hah godik bonar bunyi yuppy yup*
So, if you think that you have a mourn week, think ONCE AGAIN baby!
THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Momma Dadda, I'm sorry if I'm filling my free time, sitting in front of this notebook and typing det det det det det det det *ok so that supposed to be the sound of keyboard being hit*.
But you should not be extremely mad at me mom and pops because, at least
Your dearest daughter did not spend half of her day surfing FACEBOOK or watching any lagho2 on YouTube *nauzubillah*
MAMA PAPA i lob lob you. much much. muah muah.
Ouh btw, have you ever taste tempoyak with blended cili api? If not, YOU ARE THE MAJOR LOSER, MAN! ngahahahahahahahaha you should taste it. Ha'alah, siapa kata budak nyanyi lagu hentak2 kepala, tulis bahasa inggeris berhabuk, tak makan tempoyak? Dah keturunan Melayu tu, Melayu je lah. Nak malu makan tempoyak apehal? Takkan hidup setiap hari nak makan Chicken Chop lah bagai. Saya makan belacan, ikan goreng, dengan rendang pucuk ubi tahu? Sebut je semua makanan PURE MELAYU. Confirm kau tak boleh nak challenge. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ouh yeah suddenly I was thinking about something. Have you ever heard the song Hello Lionel Richie song? Or The Time Of My Life by Billy Medley & Jennifer Warnes? Or Uptown Girl by Billy Joel? Or even Seroja by Sohaimi Meor Hassan and Gadis Melayu by Othman Hamzah? Now, you'll never gonna hear people saying "Hey I love that Hello song by Lionel Richie" or "Jang, lagu Othman Hamzah tu sodap eh lah Gomar den dongar." You only will hear, "Wow, Glee cast sing that song serenely!" or "Beat that Dirty Bit by BEP!" I don't like this. It's not that I hate the new version they've been doing but the listeners. They claimed that Gadis Melayu is Mawi's song. Aduhai sodeh lak ai. Apolak Mawi yang punyo lagu dagho oii. So people, next time, appreciate the original singer ok?
So that's all for today.
Post ini membosankan? Padan muka. Siapa suruh sibuk2 nak baca. Tak paksa pon.
Post ini merepek? Oh saya memang bukan John Gray.
Post ini menyakitkan hati? Ehh saya ni bukannya Louisse Rennison yang buat kau ketawa tahap tak ingat.
Kalau anda rasa anda tak gemar dengan tulisan saya, sila cari X di tab Divulge ini cepat sebelum perasaan euuww anda membesar.
Bising kan saya? Cakap nak berdegar2 je.
Haha saja je nak psycho2 orang.
*Heh what do you expect? They run for your life when they see you?*
p/s : Jiwa Melayu saya sangat kuat. HIDUP MELAYU! ok takde kena mengena.
Adakah anda percaya bahawa 80% daripada calon SPM tidak menikmati musim percutian mereka dengan tenang? Tet tet. Jawapanya PERCAYALAH.
Dude, can you believe that I attend Chemistry class just now? On holiday?
Yuppy yup *hah godik bonar bunyi yuppy yup*
So, if you think that you have a mourn week, think ONCE AGAIN baby!
THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Momma Dadda, I'm sorry if I'm filling my free time, sitting in front of this notebook and typing det det det det det det det *ok so that supposed to be the sound of keyboard being hit*.
But you should not be extremely mad at me mom and pops because, at least
Your dearest daughter did not spend half of her day surfing FACEBOOK or watching any lagho2 on YouTube *nauzubillah*
MAMA PAPA i lob lob you. much much. muah muah.
Ouh btw, have you ever taste tempoyak with blended cili api? If not, YOU ARE THE MAJOR LOSER, MAN! ngahahahahahahahaha you should taste it. Ha'alah, siapa kata budak nyanyi lagu hentak2 kepala, tulis bahasa inggeris berhabuk, tak makan tempoyak? Dah keturunan Melayu tu, Melayu je lah. Nak malu makan tempoyak apehal? Takkan hidup setiap hari nak makan Chicken Chop lah bagai. Saya makan belacan, ikan goreng, dengan rendang pucuk ubi tahu? Sebut je semua makanan PURE MELAYU. Confirm kau tak boleh nak challenge. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ouh yeah suddenly I was thinking about something. Have you ever heard the song Hello Lionel Richie song? Or The Time Of My Life by Billy Medley & Jennifer Warnes? Or Uptown Girl by Billy Joel? Or even Seroja by Sohaimi Meor Hassan and Gadis Melayu by Othman Hamzah? Now, you'll never gonna hear people saying "Hey I love that Hello song by Lionel Richie" or "Jang, lagu Othman Hamzah tu sodap eh lah Gomar den dongar." You only will hear, "Wow, Glee cast sing that song serenely!" or "Beat that Dirty Bit by BEP!" I don't like this. It's not that I hate the new version they've been doing but the listeners. They claimed that Gadis Melayu is Mawi's song. Aduhai sodeh lak ai. Apolak Mawi yang punyo lagu dagho oii. So people, next time, appreciate the original singer ok?
So that's all for today.
Post ini membosankan? Padan muka. Siapa suruh sibuk2 nak baca. Tak paksa pon.
Post ini merepek? Oh saya memang bukan John Gray.
Post ini menyakitkan hati? Ehh saya ni bukannya Louisse Rennison yang buat kau ketawa tahap tak ingat.
Kalau anda rasa anda tak gemar dengan tulisan saya, sila cari X di tab Divulge ini cepat sebelum perasaan euuww anda membesar.
Bising kan saya? Cakap nak berdegar2 je.
Haha saja je nak psycho2 orang.
*Heh what do you expect? They run for your life when they see you?*
p/s : Jiwa Melayu saya sangat kuat. HIDUP MELAYU! ok takde kena mengena.
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